i'm johnny, short shit, gnome, whatever the fuck you want. i play bass in this band full of middle aged assholes. i like tattoos, fast cars, rock and rolls, hot girls, drinking until i pass out and then drinking some more. i got beer and wine on my hand for fucks sake. i don't care about a lot, but the people i do care about i care about a lot. that makes sense, you're just fucking stupid. i got my brother close to my heart. i'm not changing for anyone, this is me.
1999-foREVer.
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if it doesn't have my name on it, i didn't make it. credit for my sidebar gif goes here. i am a fake.